Succeeder Skin Defense
Check out the New Succeeder Manly Moisturiser – for when Business is Getting You Down. Contains: Tea Tree oil, essence of pig, camomile, quinoa and Zambian mayonnaise. Executive Version now downloadable to your i-Phone or other digital receiver.
Succeederomatherapeutic Super Soak:
Put this in your Buzzness Bath after a long day at work and creativise on buzzness issues. The juniper and grapefruit will help you hocus-focus on upcoming business challenges, especially strategy and headcount issues. Re-balances your energy without drying you out.
Succeeder Skin Survival Cream:
For the non-greasy approach to business (with avocado and beetroot). Gets rid of dead cells and micro-activates the others to get excited again.
Succeeder Styling Sludge:
Controls your hair without compromising its natural effervescence. This works at the nano level and with leave you confident yet natural.
Rasage De Reussir
Succeedy shave foam, to help you get aboard the "Shavy Train"
AND FOR THE LADIES ...
Sista Succeeder She-Shave
For all Lady Zones: A great cushion between your derma-level and that rough old razor. Reduces Femabrasion, non-irritating and surprisingly friendly. Contains porridge.
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Balloon of Destiny©
£9.99 licence fee for coaches using this Succeeder ritual. We can supply Pin of Destiny© if required but in minimum batches of a thousand. Simply burst the balloon and all those doubts, fears and failures will disappear.
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GAMES
Grand Theft L-Vo.
Your avatar is a consultant, parachuted into a company where morale is low. You’ve got to save it by going through the Labyrinth of Change - dealing with mortal foes from Finance, HR, Business Affairs and Operations, as well as internal and external Saboteurs who are all hiding behind filing cabinets, partition walls and burnt-out cars. You can try and get to the highest level - X-Treme Motivator.
Steer Your Career
You have to negotiate obstacles - interviews, promotions, conferences, budgets, pitches, over-running projects, gardening leave, overseas postings, appraisals and changing markets - armed only with a machine gun and a pack of emergency mythical mentors and shape-shifters (e.g. Mr Moisturise, the Tiger of Tong Shui, the Diet Dragon, the Phoenix of Failure, the Gangsta Griffin and the Monster of Motivitality).
We are hoping to talk to the makers of Guitar Hero 4 about creating Business Hero, charting the Hero's Business Journey (HBJ).
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Would you like to buy the Succeeder Franchise for your country? Email us now if you want to know more about this exciting business opportunity! We'll email you back straight away with our phone number so you can call us back.
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